David has a very nice physique and decides to decorate it with a new tattoo. The car design on his arm is simply wonderful. However, walking down the street one day the car comes to life and drives free of his body. David chases after it but cannot retrieve it. Undeterred, David next gets a tattoo of a ship but the ship also comes to life and sets sail on a river. Frustrated, David then gets a tattoo of a dragon which unfortunately flies into the air. Finding the loss of his beautiful body art increasingly tiresome, David invests in some specially designed suction patches which suck his wayward tattoos back onto his body. Feeling a sense of relief and elation once the tattoos return to him, David can once again show off his beautiful body. Unfortunately for him the suction patches work so well they suck the tattoos �inside� him where they run amok. David is left walking awkwardly down the street wondering if he would have been better off without them. If anyone is interested in reading the script for this idea then please get in touch via email. Thanks. sant...@hotmail.com